Download Damned PDF eBook. A contemporary novel smartly mixing dark humor and horror by Chuck Palahniuk.
Madison is the thirteen-year-old daughter of a narcissistic film star and a billionaire. Abandoned at her Swiss boarding school over Christmas, she dies over the holiday, presumably of a marijuana overdose. The last thing she remembers is getting into a town car and falling asleep. Then she’s waking up in Hell. Literally. Madison soon finds that she shares a cell with a motley crew of young sinners: a cheerleader, a jock, a nerd, and a punk rocker, united by their doomed fate, like an afterschool detention for the damned. Together they form an odd coalition and march across the unspeakable landscape of Hell–full of used diapers, dandruff, WiFi blackout spots, evil historical figures, and one horrific call center–to confront the Devil himself.
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Download Choke PDF eBook. A witty humor (dark comedy), contemporary novel by Chuck Palahniuk.
Victor Mancini has devised a complicated scam to pay for his mother’s hospital care: pretend to be choking on a piece of food in a restaurant and the person who ‘saves you’ will feel responsible for you for the rest of their lives. Multiply that a couple of hundred times and you generate a healthy flow of cheques, week in, week out… Victor also works at a theme park with a motley group of losers, cruises sex addiction groups for action, and visits his mother, whose Alzheimer’s disease now hides what may be the startling truth about his parentage.
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Download Candide PDF eBook. Download the humorous and philosophical, classic book by Voltaire.
Candide is the story of a gentle man who, though pummeled and slapped in every direction by fate, clings desperately to the belief that he lives in “the best of all possible worlds.” On the surface a witty, bantering tale, this eighteenth-century classic is actually a savage, satiric thrust at the philosophical optimism that proclaims that all disaster and human suffering is part of a benevolent cosmic plan. Fast, funny, often outrageous, the French philosopher’s immortal narrative takes Candide around the world to discover that–contrary to the teachings of his distinguished tutor Dr. Pangloss–all is not always for the best. Alive with wit, brilliance, and graceful storytelling, Candide has become Voltaire’s most celebrated work.
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Download Tales from a Not-So-Happy Birthday PDF eBook. The 13th book of the hilarious children’s humor series, Dork Diaries, by Rachel Renée Russell.
Nikki and her BFF’s Chloe and Zoey have been planning a birthday party of epic proportions! There’s just one problem—Nikki’s mom says no way to the budget they need to make it happen. Nikki’s ready to call the whole thing off, but some surprising twists might take that decision out of her hands, and help comes from the person Nikki would least expect. One way or another, this will be a birthday that Nikki will never forget!
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Download Tales from a Not-So-Secret Crush Catastrophe PDF eBook. The 12th book of the hilarious children’s humor series, Dork Diaries, by Rachel Renée Russell.
In Nikki Maxwell’s newest diary, it’s the countdown to the end of the school year, and Nikki’s juggling some big questions about how she’ll spend her summer. She’s also facing an unexpected crush catastrophe—there’s a new kid interested in Nikki, but the last thing she wants to do is accidentally hurt Brandon! It all comes down to a big decision Nikki has to make, and drama like she’s never faced before!
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Download Tales from a Not-So-Friendly Frenemy PDF eBook. The 11th book of the hilarious children’s humor series, Dork Diaries, by Rachel Renée Russell.
Nikki Maxwell has the worst luck. Of all the schools she could have been assigned to for the student exchange week program, she’s stuck at North Hampton Hills, her arch nemesis MacKenzie Hollister’s new school. Even worse, there might just be someone at NHH who can out-MacKenzie MacKenzie!… At least Nikki can write about every moment of drama in her diary, so readers won’t miss a moment of it… Can the queen of dorks survive a week at the head CCP’s new school or will it be a dorky disaster?
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Download Tales from a Not-So-Perfect Pet Sitter PDF eBook. The 10th book of the hilarious children’s humor series, Dork Diaries, by Rachel Renée Russell.
Nikki and her friends Brandon, Chloe, and Zoey are teamed up on an important mission in the tenth book in the #1 New York Times bestselling Dork Diaries series… Nikki has to hide seven ADORKABLE puppies from two parents, one nosy little sister, an entire middle school, and…one mean girl out for revenge, MacKenzie Hollister. If anyone can do it, it’s Nikki…but not without some hilarious challenges along the way!
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Download Tales from a Not-So-Dorky Drama Queen PDF eBook. The 9th book of the hilarious children’s humor series, Dork Diaries, by Rachel Renée Russell.
Nikki Maxwell’s worst nightmare comes true in book nine of the #1 New York Times bestselling Dork Diaries series! … A certain member of the CCP girls Dork fans know all about has gotten her hands on Nikki’s diary and has decided to share some thoughts of her own…Find out what happens when Nikki’s worst nightmare becomes a reality. Welcome to MacKenzie’s world!!
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